Welcome to the blog. I Own You.

So. I was at the Depot doing a return. A young (very young, Reid, his badge said) man notices my Steeler hat.

"Hey! A steeler fan?"

"Why yes. You a football fan?"

"Sure am"

"Mind if I do my shtick?"

"Shtick?"

I extend my hand...in peace.

Reid shakes it.

"Hi! Aaron Rodgers. Nice to meet you. SEE YOU IN WEEK 12!!!"

Reid totally got it. Laughed his ass off. But the guy next to him gave us the strangest look.

I stared back at him:

"I OWN you", I grinned.

Reid fell to the floor.

"Who IS this guy?"

"Bob...Big Bob...you can read ALL about it...in my...blog